You know how crazy your new man gets when he finds some of your crap from the earlier boyfriends? Well, no matter how he whines, begs, threatens, don't you go and throw it away just to please him. You will regret it and wish you had it back later. I know. I did just that probably about 4 times and I wish like hell I had them back. My first husband found my diaries and pictures from high school and pitched such a fit, I got mad and moved all my stuff back home. Until my mama made me move right back..that same night! Well, I relented and destroyed it in front of him...stupid, stupid, I should have just hid it all. Well, the second husband got mad when he saw all the pictures and crap from the first one and DEMANDED that I throw it away that same day. Hell, i knew better than to pack and go back to mama....there wasn't room by then and she would have made me come back anyway. Nooooooo don't do it. You will wish you had those famous pictures of school, football games, college parties, vacations in a druken fog and all the blackmail you took and was taken of you! Hide the school annuals and all letters and cards, bury them, put in a lock box but don't throw it away!!! Someday you will be alone and you just might want to bring it all back...
back....All the proms, like the one I had 2 dates for and had to break one..he got mad and broke his hand on his car hood! haha. The nights you parked in a car and made out...it was sooo hard in a prom dress and crinolin petticoats...and besides, sometimes the cops would come and knock on your window and tell you to go home..That was when it was safe to park. And the graduation pictures under the flower arch when your date switched your high school ring on your finger and you kissed (nope, no pic of that either) but I gave him a kiss the chaperones were heading for the fire extingushiers....oops spell ck...and all the guys in between, at beach parties or lake parties where pj was plentiful and you could throw up in the water..Hey, we moms and little ol grey haired grannies HAD A LIFE..and some of us had speicy spicey ones...Damn, the week before I married Lanes daddy, one ex boyfriend showed up at my shower and had to be escorted off the premisis by my friends DAD..i looked so cute as a toilet paper bride that night. another one called me long distanct to tell me he really did love me even tho he was in a rock band and was going pot and had groupies. And the boy next door said he always thought he would marry me because i was the only girl strong enough to put up with him......so hey, under that little ol wrinkled grey head.......lies..................MEMORIES, don't throw them away, ok?
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